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Day 0 2018-09-14 04:39:42.693000 IoI_xD tune in tomorrow lol Day 1 2018-09-15 01:20:08.957000 IoI_xD Good evening cappies! Welcome to the second evening addition of Channel DDD news! Where only the most trustworthy of sources gets in! 2018-09-15 01:22:13.708000 IoI_xD We'll start with a reminder that we now have a channel where you can send in sh for us to show on the show, whether it be calls or news! 2018-09-15 01:22:18.311000 Bbobb25 me me big boy, #me-me-big-boy, me me big boy. 2018-09-15 01:22:27.400000 IoI_xD It's #channel-ddd-live 2018-09-15 01:24:20.741000 IoI_xD A creeper was killed in the survival world of our Minecraft server at 4:00AM today. Let us all remember his untimely death, which was caused not by a player but by him falling. 2018-09-15 01:24:33.701000 Bbobb25 F 2018-09-15 01:24:38.087000 Superdarnkess F 2018-09-15 01:25:23.913000 IoI_xD [guys where's our script] 2018-09-15 01:26:10.400000 Bbobb25 [Didn't have time to write is sorry] 2018-09-15 01:26:30.271000 IoI_xD ...uh, and now to @KuroiKamen for the weather! 2018-09-15 01:27:07.518000 KuroiKamen So everything should be sunny, however you may need a shotgun due to all the closet furries coming out. 2018-09-15 01:27:31.137000 Bbobb25 I know I've got my shotgun ready! 2018-09-15 01:28:03.207000 IoI_xD One was spotted today, dabbing in the middle of a field. 2018-09-15 01:28:12.186000 IoI_xD He was sent to the dungeon on the spot. 2018-09-15 01:28:25.583000 Superdarnkess Why wasnt he euthanized? 2018-09-15 01:28:45.750000 IoI_xD No idea, but rumor has it that a execution is taking place soon. 2018-09-15 01:28:52.843000 Superdarnkess Good 2018-09-15 01:29:33.236000 KuroiKamen Funny thing, just now a guy defended masturbating to Isabelle. 2018-09-15 01:30:03.402000 Bbobb25 I have my sniper rifle ready kuroi, just say the word 2018-09-15 01:30:37.582000 KuroiKamen No gods. 2018-09-15 01:30:41.484000 KuroiKamen Back to Squidward. 2018-09-15 01:31:30.683000 IoI_xD https://youtu.be/5ftVzfSe-ww?t=14s 2018-09-15 01:31:47.718000 IoI_xD Here's today's Astrology reading! 2018-09-15 01:31:51.306000 KuroiKamen KuroiKamen pinned a message to this channel. 2018-09-15 01:32:10.478000 IoI_xD Quickly moving on, we have our first caller of the day! Say hi, @SirPuppet 2018-09-15 01:32:18.584000 SirPuppet Hello friends! 2018-09-15 01:32:29.569000 IoI_xD Whaddya got for us today? 2018-09-15 01:32:47.275000 SirPuppet This is a followup to yesterday's call. Today, we celebrate the life of Blue Toad. 2018-09-15 01:33:46.596000 KuroiKamen Chef Kawasaki, isnt it true Blue Toad has committed tax fraud and caused a multi billion dollar scandal involving bitcoin mining on host computers? 2018-09-15 01:34:07.078000 SirPuppet You're thinking of Purple TOad 2018-09-15 01:34:20.384000 SirPuppet he's an asshole, nobody likes him 2018-09-15 01:34:46.208000 KuroiKamen What about Indigo Toad? 2018-09-15 01:35:02.671000 IoI_xD Unfortunately that's all the time we have for callers. 2018-09-15 01:35:35.295000 IoI_xD @Dr. Gamer Man is on! Say hello! 2018-09-15 01:35:46.348000 Dr. Gamer Man hEllo there 2018-09-15 01:36:06.644000 Dr. Gamer Man Yes I'm looking for that time stone, I'm still looking so if anyone has found It I would like it 2018-09-15 01:36:07.712000 Dr. Gamer Man but now 2018-09-15 01:36:15.566000 Dr. Gamer Man I will execute traitors live 2018-09-15 01:36:41.376000 IoI_xD That's all the time we had for him. 2018-09-15 01:37:01.011000 IoI_xD In other related news, this important message got cut off of the live feed. 2018-09-15 01:37:18.877000 GladeDreamer slams through ceiling 2018-09-15 01:37:24.648000 GladeDreamer Hello, audience! 2018-09-15 01:38:52.583000 IoI_xD Ah yes, our...social media manager, Dededaddy. 2018-09-15 01:39:08.293000 IoI_xD [what is your position again...?] 2018-09-15 01:39:13.349000 GladeDreamer Yes, I am here for the new DDD news! 2018-09-15 01:39:30.013000 GladeDreamer [backup news anchor] 2018-09-15 01:39:38.174000 IoI_xD [got it.] 2018-09-15 01:39:54.967000 GladeDreamer Since the studio is a bit... empty today, im here to fill it in! 2018-09-15 01:40:06.234000 Bbobb25 [I'm the script writer but I think I should get a new job] 2018-09-15 01:40:33.088000 GladeDreamer First in the news, a shocking revelation when Nintendo announced furry favorite abomination, Isabelle, for smash brothers! 2018-09-15 01:41:50.922000 IoI_xD It's depressing we now live in a society where grown men want to f a cartoon character, but we do, and it seems Nintendo has pandered to these shameless men. 2018-09-15 01:41:58.728000 GladeDreamer Reactions here at Channel DDD ranged from unenthusiasm to full on riots 2018-09-15 01:42:25.664000 GladeDreamer May Sakurai find his sanity and add an actual decent character next time. 2018-09-15 01:43:07.695000 IoI_xD Yes, an actual good character. Like