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Day 0 2018-09-14 04:39:42.693000 IoI_xD tune in tomorrow lol Day 1 2018-09-15 01:20:08.957000 IoI_xD Good evening cappies! Welcome to the second evening addition of Channel DDD news! Where only the most trustworthy of sources gets in! 2018-09-15 01:22:13.708000 IoI_xD We'll start with a reminder that we now have a channel where you can send in sh for us to show on the show, whether it be calls or news! 2018-09-15 01:22:18.311000 Bbobb25 me me big boy, #me-me-big-boy, me me big boy. 2018-09-15 01:22:27.400000 IoI_xD It's #channel-ddd-live 2018-09-15 01:24:20.741000 IoI_xD A creeper was killed in the survival world of our Minecraft server at 4:00AM today. Let us all remember his untimely death, which was caused not by a player but by him falling. 2018-09-15 01:24:33.701000 Bbobb25 F 2018-09-15 01:24:38.087000 Superdarnkess F 2018-09-15 01:25:23.913000 IoI_xD [guys where's our script] 2018-09-15 01:26:10.400000 Bbobb25 [Didn't have time to write is sorry] 2018-09-15 01:26:30.271000 IoI_xD ...uh, and now to @KuroiKamen for the weather! 2018-09-15 01:27:07.518000 KuroiKamen So everything should be sunny, however you may need a shotgun due to all the closet furries coming out. 2018-09-15 01:27:31.137000 Bbobb25 I know I've got my shotgun ready! 2018-09-15 01:28:03.207000 IoI_xD One was spotted today, dabbing in the middle of a field. 2018-09-15 01:28:12.186000 IoI_xD He was sent to the dungeon on the spot. 2018-09-15 01:28:25.583000 Superdarnkess Why wasnt he euthanized? 2018-09-15 01:28:45.750000 IoI_xD No idea, but rumor has it that a execution is taking place soon. 2018-09-15 01:28:52.843000 Superdarnkess Good 2018-09-15 01:29:33.236000 KuroiKamen Funny thing, just now a guy defended masturbating to Isabelle. 2018-09-15 01:30:03.402000 Bbobb25 I have my sniper rifle ready kuroi, just say the word 2018-09-15 01:30:37.582000 KuroiKamen No gods. 2018-09-15 01:30:41.484000 KuroiKamen Back to Squidward. 2018-09-15 01:31:30.683000 IoI_xD https://youtu.be/5ftVzfSe-ww?t=14s 2018-09-15 01:31:47.718000 IoI_xD Here's today's Astrology reading! 2018-09-15 01:31:51.306000 KuroiKamen KuroiKamen pinned a message to this channel. 2018-09-15 01:32:10.478000 IoI_xD Quickly moving on, we have our first caller of the day! Say hi, @SirPuppet 2018-09-15 01:32:18.584000 SirPuppet Hello friends! 2018-09-15 01:32:29.569000 IoI_xD Whaddya got for us today? 2018-09-15 01:32:47.275000 SirPuppet This is a followup to yesterday's call. Today, we celebrate the life of Blue Toad. 2018-09-15 01:33:46.596000 KuroiKamen Chef Kawasaki, isnt it true Blue Toad has committed tax fraud and caused a multi billion dollar scandal involving bitcoin mining on host computers? 2018-09-15 01:34:07.078000 SirPuppet You're thinking of Purple TOad 2018-09-15 01:34:20.384000 SirPuppet he's an asshole, nobody likes him 2018-09-15 01:34:46.208000 KuroiKamen What about Indigo Toad? 2018-09-15 01:35:02.671000 IoI_xD Unfortunately that's all the time we have for callers. 2018-09-15 01:35:35.295000 IoI_xD @Dr. Gamer Man is on! Say hello! 2018-09-15 01:35:46.348000 Dr. Gamer Man hEllo there 2018-09-15 01:36:06.644000 Dr. Gamer Man Yes I'm looking for that time stone, I'm still looking so if anyone has found It I would like it 2018-09-15 01:36:07.712000 Dr. Gamer Man but now 2018-09-15 01:36:15.566000 Dr. Gamer Man I will execute traitors live 2018-09-15 01:36:41.376000 IoI_xD That's all the time we had for him. 2018-09-15 01:37:01.011000 IoI_xD In other related news, this important message got cut off of the live feed. 2018-09-15 01:37:18.877000 GladeDreamer slams through ceiling 2018-09-15 01:37:24.648000 GladeDreamer Hello, audience! 2018-09-15 01:38:52.583000 IoI_xD Ah yes, our...social media manager, Dededaddy. 2018-09-15 01:39:08.293000 IoI_xD [what is your position again...?] 2018-09-15 01:39:13.349000 GladeDreamer Yes, I am here for the new DDD news! 2018-09-15 01:39:30.013000 GladeDreamer [backup news anchor] 2018-09-15 01:39:38.174000 IoI_xD [got it.] 2018-09-15 01:39:54.967000 GladeDreamer Since the studio is a bit... empty today, im here to fill it in! 2018-09-15 01:40:06.234000 Bbobb25 [I'm the script writer but I think I should get a new job] 2018-09-15 01:40:33.088000 GladeDreamer First in the news, a shocking revelation when Nintendo announced furry favorite abomination, Isabelle, for smash brothers! 2018-09-15 01:41:50.922000 IoI_xD It's depressing we now live in a society where grown men want to f a cartoon character, but we do, and it seems Nintendo has pandered to these shameless men. 2018-09-15 01:41:58.728000 GladeDreamer Reactions here at Channel DDD ranged from unenthusiasm to full on riots 2018-09-15 01:42:25.664000 GladeDreamer May Sakurai find his sanity and add an actual decent character next time. 2018-09-15 01:43:07.695000 IoI_xD Yes, an actual good character. Like
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spread the news
2018-10-01 01:00:32.895000 Yggdrasil spread your lega
2018-10-01 01:00:33.265000 Nintendo you're on Channel DDD Live
2018-10-01 01:00:37.530000 Yggdrasil No
2018-10-01 01:00:41.867000 Yggdrasil I'm good
2018-10-01 01:00:42.123000 The Banjineer yes
2018-10-01 01:00:44.137000 Nintendo wait
2018-10-01 01:00:44.900000 Yggdrasil sorry about that
2018-10-01 01:00:45.046000 Yggdrasil No thanks
2018-10-01 01:00:47.129000 Yggdrasil anyway
2018-10-01 01:00:49.725000 Nintendo do I
2018-10-01 01:00:50.333000 Yggdrasil No
2018-10-01 01:00:51.404000 The Banjineer help
2018-10-01 01:00:55.894000 Goodra Bowsette has the big gay.
2018-10-01 01:00:57.906000 Yggdrasil No
2018-10-01 01:00:58.034000 Yggdrasil No
2018-10-01 01:00:58.057000 Yggdrasil No
2018-10-01 01:00:58.177000 Yggdrasil He sucks cock
2018-10-01 01:01:00.352000 Nintendo were you the person I just talked to?
2018-10-01 01:01:08.190000 The Banjineer my dick is stuck in the trash compactor
2018-10-01 01:01:09.945000 Yggdrasil No
2018-10-01 01:01:10.760000 Bbobb25 https://i.imgur.com/cb435ue.mp4
2018-10-01 01:01:18.182000 Yggdrasil bowsette is the hottest big tiddy gf
2018-10-01 01:01:22.908000 Goodra Death to you.
2018-10-01 01:01:24 Nintendo My name is deathlord the bloodhog
2018-10-01 01:01:24.494000 The Banjineer actually banned
2018-10-01 01:01:24.685000 Yggdrasil The other party hung up the speakerphone.
2018-10-01 01:01:40.812000 Nintendo can I have the cooking show now?
2018-10-01 01:01:46.139000 The Banjineer Oh shit
2018-10-01 01:01:46.636000 Bbobb25 banji this is why I dont want you in the studio
2018-10-01 01:01:49.741000 The Banjineer Weather alert
2018-10-01 01:01:52.857000 The Banjineer Weather alert
2018-10-01 01:02:07.623000 Goodra We started without you sorry
2018-10-01 01:02:19.880000 The Banjineer It will rain acid on to kuroi kamen street
2018-10-01 01:02:44.359000 Nintendo okay fuck you guys I'm doing a cooking show
2018-10-01 01:02:47.117000 Superdarnkess He deserved to get left behind because he was a sleeping hypocrite
2018-10-01 01:02:50.963000 Nintendo join the music channel
2018-10-01 01:02:56.443000 Nintendo Dedede Radio
2018-10-01 01:02:57.835000 Nintendo join it
2018-10-01 01:03:00.922000 Bbobb25 look you can do your cooking show
2018-10-01 01:03:02.948000 Nintendo for good background music
2018-10-01 01:03:15.308000 Nintendo JOIN DEDEDE RADIO NOW FOR MY COOKING SHOW MUSIC
2018-10-01 01:03:16.891000 The Banjineer bbobb is gay
2018-10-01 01:03:32.767000 The Banjineer and now for our sponsorship
2018-10-01 01:03:44.362000 Bbobb25 https://i.imgur.com/cb435ue.mp4
2018-10-01 01:03:52.421000 Nintendo HEY GUYS TODAY I'LL BE MAKING A CAKE THAT TASTES LIKE A PIZZA
2018-10-01 01:03:59.826000 The Banjineer I got a dildo stuck in my ribcage wtf
2018-10-01 01:04:04.727000 Nintendo JOIN DEDEDE RADIO FOR THE BEST COOKING MUSIC
2018-10-01 01:04:08.744000 Bbobb25 DANG IT BANJI
2018-10-01 01:04:14.508000 Nintendo FIRST, WE GO GET SOME COOKIE DOUGH
2018-10-01 01:04:15.297000 The Banjineer sorry daddy
2018-10-01 01:04:22.355000 Nintendo THEN WE SHOVE IT INTO A PAN
2018-10-01 01:04:32.200000 The Banjineer I'm gonna screech like a banji
2018-10-01 01:04:34.522000 The Banjineer haha get it
2018-10-01 01:04:52.760000 Nintendo COOK IT ABOVE THE FIRE AT 1 DEGREE HOTTER THAN THE SUN FOR EXACTLY 0.001 SECONDS
2018-10-01 01:04:56.561000 The Banjineer Thank you Sammy, very cool
2018-10-01 01:05:34.515000 Nintendo THEN SHOVE A CAN OF TOMATO SAUCE INTO THE MICROWAVE FOR A MINUTE
2018-10-01 01:05:50.447000 Nintendo WHEN ITS DONE POUR IT ALL OVER YOUR SCORCHED COOKIE DOUGH
2018-10-01 01:06:06.633000 Nintendo ROLL IT AROUND TO MAKE SURE ITS ALL IN THERE
2018-10-01 01:06:13.758000 The Banjineer
2018-10-05 02:08:34.399000 Yggdrasil The userphone connection has been lost (someone else is using it now)...
2018-10-05 02:08:42.290000 SirPuppet damn
2018-10-05 02:08:44.965000 SirPuppet it be like that
2018-10-05 02:08:47.778000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-05 02:08:47.881000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 1 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-05 02:08:52.459000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-05 02:08:52.701000 Yggdrasil Calling on userphone...
2018-10-05 02:10:20.738000 Yggdrasil The other party has picked up the userphone! Say hello!
2018-10-05 02:10:30.982000 SirPuppet hello
2018-10-05 02:10:31.383000 Yggdrasil The userphone connection has been lost (someone else is using it now)...
2018-10-05 02:10:38.338000 SirPuppet i swear to fuck
2018-10-05 02:11:03.372000 Goodra --userphone
2018-10-05 02:11:03.548000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-10-05 02:11:06.946000 Goodra Hi.
2018-10-05 02:11:12.643000 Yggdrasil prnce o#7151 Yo.
2018-10-05 02:11:31.213000 Goodra Have you heard the prophecy of the great King Dedede, good sir or madam?
2018-10-05 02:11:36.475000 Yggdrasil Sounds like there's someone new on the userphone.
2018-10-05 02:11:36.696000 Yggdrasil G44X_WF#0497 a
2018-10-05 02:11:36.857000 Yggdrasil G44X_WF#0497 A
2018-10-05 02:11:40.516000 IoI_xD https://discordapp.com/invite/ae3XxTX
2018-10-05 02:11:43.155000 Yggdrasil LuciFUR#0303 :UrMomGay_100:
2018-10-05 02:11:43.958000 IoI_xD join us
2018-10-05 02:11:45.984000 Yggdrasil LuciFUR#0303 lmao
2018-10-05 02:11:48.390000 Yggdrasil LuciFUR#0303 ok
2018-10-05 02:11:49.015000 Yggdrasil G44X_WF*#0497 *wh
2018-10-05 02:11:51.392000 Yggdrasil G44X_WF#0497 join
2018-10-05 02:11:53.613000 Goodra Join the_dedede
2018-10-05 02:12:00.348000 Yggdrasil LuciFUR#0303 wats ur server
2018-10-05 02:12:08.110000 Yggdrasil The userphone connection has been lost (someone else is using it now)...
2018-10-05 02:12:09.418000 SirPuppet we just linked it
2018-10-05 02:12:18.575000 Goodra Invite code to join The_Dedede: ae3XxTx
2018-10-05 02:12:23.106000 Goodra Dammit.
2018-10-05 02:12:27.770000 Goodra --userphone
2018-10-05 02:12:27.962000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-10-05 02:12:31.188000 Yggdrasil Horny Skeleton#3236 allo
2018-10-05 02:12:31.814000 Goodra Yo.
2018-10-05 02:12:44.028000 Yggdrasil Horny Skeleton#3236 Yo
2018-10-05 02:12:47.220000 Yggdrasil Horny Skeleton#3236 Was good
2018-10-05 02:12:48.701000 Goodra Join us.
Invite code to join The_Dedede: ae3XxTx
2018-10-05 02:12:56.860000 Yggdrasil Horny Skeleton#3236 In what
2018-10-05 02:13:01.410000 Goodra Discord.
2018-10-05 02:13:11.925000 Goodra Join our server, we have calcium.
2018-10-05 02:13:23.541000 Yggdrasil Horny Skeleton#3236 Nahb
2018-10-05 02:13:35.773000 Goodra Fake skeleton.
2018-10-05 02:13:45.448000 Bbobb25 D
2018-10-05 02:13:48.683000 SirPuppet D
2018-10-05 02:13:55.321000 Yggdrasil Horny Skeleton#3236 Fake loog
2018-10-05 02:13:55.403000 Goodra A real skeleton would join for the calcium.
2018-10-05 02:14:00.964000 Goodra <:dededemad:443184099700637706>
2018-10-05 02:14:06.393000 SirPuppet Are you a fake spooky boi
2018-10-05 02:14:08.303000 Dr. Gamer Man
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2018-10-06 02:38:14.789000 Goodra who wants to see the worst thing ever
2018-10-06 02:38:49.107000 The Banjineer Ouqtnvcaksgketwvkti
2018-10-06 02:39:11.744000 TheK9Spy @Goodra always remember:
2018-10-06 02:41:03.652000 The Banjineer would fuck
2018-10-06 03:00:40.667000 IoI_xD hello gamers
2018-10-06 03:00:50.454000 IoI_xD welcome to channel ddd live
2018-10-06 03:01:04.212000 IoI_xD a waddle dee breathed today
2018-10-06 03:01:10.586000 IoI_xD ...
2018-10-06 03:01:21.879000 IoI_xD we now go to @SirPuppet
2018-10-06 03:01:26.620000 IoI_xD for weather
2018-10-06 03:02:16.912000 SirPuppet Tomorrow will be a hailstorm Of dice
2018-10-06 03:02:43.336000 SirPuppet And also lost friendships
2018-10-06 03:02:56.974000 SamuelTheSammy yeet
2018-10-06 03:03:54.150000 SirPuppet Theres a oddly shaped hurricane coming from the west. The eye stretches to the left and right sides of the hurricane, but theres still an eye in the middle
2018-10-06 03:04:18.313000 SamuelTheSammy what's the hurricane called?
2018-10-06 03:04:36.587000 SirPuppet Levee
2018-10-06 03:04:54.832000 SirPuppet Now to @Goodra with sports
2018-10-06 03:05:50.211000 Goodra Crooked Kirby has taken over the golf course, still.
2018-10-06 03:05:58.235000 Goodra He's holding some Waddle Dees hostage.
2018-10-06 03:06:06.475000 SamuelTheSammy and Whispy is pissed
2018-10-06 03:06:21.934000 SamuelTheSammy he's helping Kirby
2018-10-06 03:06:23.174000 Goodra Whispy was relocated, Sammy.
2018-10-06 03:06:37.356000 Goodra Dedede kindly relocated him to a much better forest.
2018-10-06 03:06:37.682000 SamuelTheSammy yeah well he found out how to grow legs
2018-10-06 03:06:49.536000 SamuelTheSammy and now he's slapping the shit out of waddle dees
2018-10-06 03:06:52.967000 IoI_xD you mean roots?
2018-10-06 03:06:55.886000 SamuelTheSammy with his new grown arms
2018-10-06 03:06:58.687000 IoI_xD dedede chopped those off
2018-10-06 03:07:01.224000 IoI_xD i believe
2018-10-06 03:07:04.733000 SamuelTheSammy well he grew new ones
2018-10-06 03:07:11.877000 SamuelTheSammy and he grew new ones on his new ones
2018-10-06 03:07:18.088000 IoI_xD that would take several years
2018-10-06 03:07:27.318000 SamuelTheSammy whispy doesn't give a fuck about logic
2018-10-06 03:07:35.828000 SamuelTheSammy he can fucking bounce for fucks sake
2018-10-06 03:07:36.415000 IoI_xD what gives you that idea
2018-10-06 03:07:48.807000 SamuelTheSammy he can jump up whenever the fuck he wants
2018-10-06 03:07:58.895000 IoI_xD not anymore amigo
2018-10-06 03:08:04.904000 IoI_xD and before you say it
2018-10-06 03:08:14.156000 SamuelTheSammy well now he jumped on a innocent waddle dee
2018-10-06 03:08:15.815000 SamuelTheSammy SAD!
2018-10-06 03:08:16.891000 IoI_xD he's possessed by a spirit which allows him to speak
2018-10-06 03:08:20.659000 IoI_xD months ago
2018-10-06 03:08:30.069000 IoI_xD and that's why his roots are chopped off
2018-10-06 03:08:36.172000 SamuelTheSammy yeah but kirby slapped the shit outta that spirit
2018-10-06 03:08:45.523000 SamuelTheSammy also whispy could do that ever since clash deluxe
2018-10-06 03:08:55.406000 SamuelTheSammy kirby slapped the spirit because it stole his cake
2018-10-06 03:09:04.546000 IoI_xD okay whatever
2018-10-06 03:09:05.910000 IoI_xD yb
2018-10-06 03:09:12.168000 IoI_xD we're accepting callers
2018-10-06 03:09:24.750000 SamuelTheSammy WE'RE ACCEPTING CALLERS
2018-10-06 03:09:34.232000 SamuelTheSammy GO INTO #channel-ddd-mail AND SAY SOMETHING
2018-10-06 03:09:40.754000 SamuelTheSammy IF YOU WANT TO BE ON THE SHOW
2018-10-06 03:09:48.524000 IoI_xD (BANGING POTS AND PANS)
2018-10-06 03:10:00.586000 SamuelTheSammy looks like nobody answered
2018-10-06 03:10:05.796000 SamuelTheSammy so we get to use the userphone
2018-10-06 03:10:08.579000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-06 03:10:08.895000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-10-06 03:10:09.189000 IoI_xD W E ' R E A C C E P T I N G C A L L E R S
2018-10-06 03:10:11.702000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 hey
2018-10-06 03:10:12.137000 SamuelTheSammy hello m'bitch
2018-10-06 03:10:15.174000 IoI_xD hello
2018-10-06 03:10:15.449000 SamuelTheSammy how r u
2018-10-06 03:10:17.949000 IoI_xD oh hey
2018-10-06 03:10:21.629000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 u left our server
2018-10-06 03:10:25.408000 IoI_xD i reconize you fellow gamer
2018-10-06 03:10:28.655000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 xd
2018-10-06 03:10:30.348000 SamuelTheSammy wait wh
2018-10-06 03:10:34.088000 IoI_xD oh yeah
2018-10-06 03:10:34.510000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 sam wanna join our server?
2018-10-06 03:10:34.552000 SamuelTheSammy you guys know each other
2018-10-06 03:10:41.240000 SamuelTheSammy who the fuck is that guy?
2018-10-06 03:10:45.679000 IoI_xD i installed userphone on my server
2018-10-06 03:10:45.929000 SamuelTheSammy give me a invite
2018-10-06 03:10:49.002000 IoI_xD so yeah
2018-10-06 03:10:49.140000 SamuelTheSammy im down for this shit
2018-10-06 03:10:52.844000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 uhh okie
2018-10-06 03:11:01.665000 Yggdrasil CIA*#3269 *discord.me/shit_post
2018-10-06 03:11:02.330000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 here
2018-10-06 03:11:10.046000 IoI_xD want the invite to my personal server @SamuelTheSammy
2018-10-06 03:11:27.249000 SamuelTheSammy yeh sure
2018-10-06 03:11:35.576000 IoI_xD you get to shitpost on userphone at t w i c e t h e s p e e d
2018-10-06 03:11:38.048000 IoI_xD hang on
2018-10-06 03:11:52.467000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 xd
2018-10-06 03:11:56.798000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 I added u sam
2018-10-06 03:12:08.974000 IoI_xD https://www.ioi-xd.net/discord
2018-10-06 03:12:12.386000 SamuelTheSammy I JOINED M'BITCH
2018-10-06 03:12:18.773000 IoI_xD *ioi-xd.net/discord^
2018-10-06 03:12:26.139000 IoI_xD for anyone curious
2018-10-06 03:12:33.860000 IoI_xD https://discordapp.com/invite/ssHvfRD
2018-10-06 03:12:35.070000 Yggdrasil CIA#3269 o
2018-10-06 03:12:37.346000 IoI_xD wh
2018-10-06 03:12:44.163000 SamuelTheSammy invite expired
2018-10-06 03:12:54.875000 IoI_xD shit
2018-10-06 03:12:58.124000 IoI_xD wrong invite
2018-10-06 03:12:58.495000 SamuelTheSammy haha
2018-10-06 03:13:00.916000 IoI_xD frick
2018-10-06 03:13:06.702000 SamuelTheSammy NO SWEARING
2018-10-06 03:13:15.900000 IoI_xD https://discord.gg/F3ymXuQ
2018-10-06 03:13:19.455000 SamuelTheSammy wait
2018-10-06 03:13:23.679000 SamuelTheSammy im already on that server
2018-10-06 03:13:36.318000 SamuelTheSammy oof
2018-10-06 03:13:53.046000 SamuelTheSammy anyway Warning 1: if you swear 3 times then i get fake mod
2018-10-06 03:14:11.743000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-06 03:14:16.598000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-10-06 03:15:04.395000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-06 03:15:04.663000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-10-06 03:15:09.008000 IoI_xD hello gamer
2018-10-06 03:15:09.410000 Yggdrasil Jacjerm#6876 hewwo owo
2018-10-06 03:15:15.643000 IoI_xD do you like funny meme
2018-10-06 03:15:20.677000 Yggdrasil Jacjerm#6876 yes
2018-10-06 03:15:28.390000 IoI_xD also you're on live radio
2018-10-06 03:15:37.655000 IoI_xD the entire server will see this.
2018-10-06 03:15:43.153000 Yggdrasil Jacjerm#6876 And?
2018-10-06 03:15:47.867000 IoI_xD h
2018-10-06 03:15:53.895000 IoI_xD do you like fortnite
2018-10-06 03:15:58.543000 Yggdrasil Jacjerm#6876 Ew no
2018-10-06 03:16:26.226000 Yggdrasil Jacjerm#6876 anyways w-would you like to join our server uwu
2018-10-06 03:16:30.090000 Yggdrasil Jacjerm#6876 We prefer asians
2018-10-06 03:16:32.833000 Yggdrasil Jacjerm#6876 owo
2018-10-06 03:16:56.878000 Yggdrasil Jacjerm#6876 So
2018-10-06 03:16:59.252000 SamuelTheSammy nah
2018-10-06 03:17:02.545000 SamuelTheSammy i dont like fags
2018-10-06 03:17:04.828000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-06 03:17:04.905000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-10-06 03:17:30.710000 SamuelTheSammy also give @Yggsdrasil the yiffer role
2018-10-06 03:17:35.409000 SamuelTheSammy he did the retarded face
2018-10-06 03:18:37.867000 IoI_xD epic
2018-10-06 03:18:40.828000 IoI_xD uh
2018-10-06 03:18:47.224000 IoI_xD hey look
2018-10-06 03:18:58.636000 IoI_xD it' time for our cooking show
2018-10-06 03:19:37.054000 IoI_xD we now go to @Vince_25 for King of the Kitchen.
2018-10-06 03:20:12.261000 SamuelTheSammy okay today we are cooking PINGAS soup
2018-10-06 03:20:27.047000 SamuelTheSammy first you get some fries
2018-10-06 03:20:34.794000 SamuelTheSammy second you get hamburgers
2018-10-06 03:20:50.885000 SamuelTheSammy then you throw star's drawings in a volcano for good luck that this won't be a shitty meal
2018-10-06 03:21:02.855000 SamuelTheSammy and then you hope and pray that it tastes good
2018-10-06 03:21:09.267000 SamuelTheSammy okay all the steps are done
2018-10-06 03:21:12.494000 SamuelTheSammy we did all the steps
2018-10-06 03:22:06.402000 IoI_xD uhhh
2018-10-06 03:22:08.999000 The Banjineer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F6GL7GB_e2Y
2018-10-06 03:22:17.114000 SamuelTheSammy no
2018-10-06 03:22:22.511000 IoI_xD thank you for sharing this @Banjineer
2018-10-06 03:22:29.245000 IoI_xD future generations will benefit
2018-10-06 03:22:33.688000 IoI_xD uh
2018-10-06 03:22:41.271000 IoI_xD hey i just thought of something
2018-10-06 03:22:42.902000 SamuelTheSammy uhhhhhhhhhh
2018-10-06 03:23:26.716000 IoI_xD what if instead of doing our job and reporting news, we just abused userphone and forced other people to report the news FOR us?
2018-10-06 03:23:38.173000 SamuelTheSammy no
2018-10-06 03:23:45.828000 SamuelTheSammy bad idea
2018-10-06 03:23:50.505000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-06 03:23:50.738000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-10-06 03:23:53.164000 IoI_xD hey you
2018-10-06 03:23:56.629000 SamuelTheSammy how about we just ping all the waddle dees?
2018-10-06 03:23:57.463000 IoI_xD report the news for us
2018-10-06 03:24:03.356000 IoI_xD do our job for us
2018-10-06 03:24:04.832000 IoI_xD pleade
2018-10-06 03:24:11.463000 IoI_xD we're desperate
2018-10-06 03:24:14.775000 SamuelTheSammy fucking useless
2018-10-06 03:24:16.703000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-06 03:24:16.793000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-10-06 03:24:25.381000 SirPuppet out
2018-10-06 03:24:31.395000 IoI_xD listen here you little shit
2018-10-06 03:24:33.755000 SamuelTheSammy how rude
2018-10-06 03:24:38.567000 SamuelTheSammy they didnt even respond
2018-10-06 03:24:48.186000 SamuelTheSammy what a faggot
2018-10-06 03:24:49.284000 SamuelTheSammy anyway
2018-10-06 03:24:51.732000 IoI_xD ...
2018-10-06 03:25:22.595000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-06 03:25:22.790000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-10-06 03:25:27.933000 IoI_xD hey you
2018-10-06 03:25:29.012000 Yggdrasil KleptoCat Overlord#7659 bee
2018-10-06 03:25:32.168000 IoI_xD do our job for us
2018-10-06 03:25:36.303000 IoI_xD report the news for us
2018-10-06 03:25:38.329000 SirPuppet we have no news
2018-10-06 03:25:40.054000 Yggdrasil KleptoCat Overlord#7659 whats the job
2018-10-06 03:25:47.519000 IoI_xD reporting the news in dreamland
2018-10-06 03:25:56.338000 IoI_xD we're unfunny as shit
2018-10-06 03:26:02.083000 Yggdrasil KleptoCat Overlord#7659 dreamland died a minute ago
2018-10-06 03:26:04.111000 IoI_xD we rely on others for comedy
2018-10-06 03:26:07.996000 Yggdrasil KleptoCat Overlord#7659 it was g r e a t
2018-10-06 03:26:08.471000 IoI_xD no it didn't
2018-10-06 03:26:10.633000 IoI_xD fake news
2018-10-06 03:26:13.589000 IoI_xD get outta here
2018-10-06 03:26:17.930000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-06 03:26:19.708000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-10-06 03:26:24.897000 IoI_xD smh
2018-10-06 03:27:00.898000 SirPuppet 


2018-10-07 04:52:01.588000 SirPuppet SirPuppet pinned a message to this channel.
2018-10-07 04:52:26.850000 Yggdrasil patoot#1749 .|_.
2018-10-07 04:52:36.779000 Yggdrasil patoot#1749 ._.
2018-10-07 04:52:38.670000 IoI_xD patoot do you watch anime
2018-10-07 04:52:46.294000 Yggdrasil patoot#1749 yes
2018-10-07 04:52:50.664000 SirPuppet gay
2018-10-07 04:52:55.287000 Yggdrasil patoot#1749 u.
2018-10-07 04:52:56.114000 IoI_xD yeah i could tell
2018-10-07 04:53:00.005000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-07 04:53:00.269000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-10-07 04:53:13.057000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-07 04:53:13.668000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 16 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-07 04:53:17.366000 IoI_xD frick
2018-10-07 04:53:19.829000 IoI_xD uh
2018-10-07 04:53:36.081000 IoI_xD call into #channel-ddd-mail if you're actually watching this shit
2018-10-07 04:53:45.150000 IoI_xD oh wait
2018-10-07 04:53:50.760000 IoI_xD shi we have a caller
2018-10-07 04:53:54.433000 SamuelTheSammy hi
2018-10-07 04:53:58.602000 SamuelTheSammy yeet
2018-10-07 04:54:17.903000 SamuelTheSammy Hello, today we are announcing something important
2018-10-07 04:54:24.639000 SamuelTheSammy bowsette is dying off quickly
2018-10-07 04:54:40.428000 SirPuppet but matpat made a video about it so
2018-10-07 04:54:44.963000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEWxwsuFZ8
2018-10-07 04:54:53.552000 SamuelTheSammy oh shit right
2018-10-07 04:55:02.756000 SamuelTheSammy but its dying off
2018-10-07 04:55:06.191000 IoI_xD yeah but
2018-10-07 04:55:08.365000 IoI_xD its matpat
2018-10-07 04:55:24.569000 SamuelTheSammy well fuck matpat he can go fuck off
2018-10-07 04:55:30.787000 SamuelTheSammy and his edgy theories
2018-10-07 04:55:32.069000 SamuelTheSammy anyway
2018-10-07 04:55:34.937000 SamuelTheSammy let's do cooking
2018-10-07 04:55:45.154000 SirPuppet NO COOKING
2018-10-07 04:55:49.427000 SamuelTheSammy today we are cooking Dedede's spicy curry
2018-10-07 04:55:57.998000 IoI_xD i like how whenever a meme is dying people start talking heavily about its death,
2018-10-07 04:56:01.054000 SirPuppet NOT AFTER LAST TIME
2018-10-07 04:56:09.298000 SamuelTheSammy but...
2018-10-07 04:56:12.600000 IoI_xD which by definition would make it not dead
2018-10-07 04:56:14.486000 SamuelTheSammy I just wanted ramen
2018-10-07 04:56:29.290000 SirPuppet @Banjineer
2018-10-07 04:56:50.022000 SamuelTheSammy in other news there's a new boss in undertale!
2018-10-07 04:56:54.670000 SamuelTheSammy it's a fucking body pillow
2018-10-07 04:57:00.030000 IoI_xD o h
2018-10-07 04:57:04.373000 SamuelTheSammy oh yeah and undertale's popular in japan
2018-10-07 04:57:08.893000 SamuelTheSammy so technically it's not dead
2018-10-07 04:57:23.857000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h__y5gyJZKw
2018-10-07 04:57:27.750000 The Banjineer it's not a body pillow
2018-10-07 04:57:33.043000 SamuelTheSammy this boss is really fucking stupid
2018-10-07 04:57:35.651000 The Banjineer That doesn't look like a fucking pillow
2018-10-07 04:57:37.039000 SirPuppet kinda clever mechanic
2018-10-07 04:57:55.426000 The Banjineer anyway uh
2018-10-07 04:57:55.454000 SamuelTheSammy clever mechanic but it looks like it's fanmade
2018-10-07 04:58:00.954000 SamuelTheSammy IN OTHER NEWS
2018-10-07 04:58:05.492000 The Banjineer rate my oc
2018-10-07 04:58:07.373000 IoI_xD now japan will suffer the same fate we have
2018-10-07 04:58:07.934000 SamuelTheSammy Splatoon 2 has the spirit bomb!
2018-10-07 04:58:25.918000 IoI_xD they birthed us with the anime fandom, now we'll get them back with the undertale fandom
2018-10-07 04:58:26.874000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYqIx52BI5Q
2018-10-07 04:58:29.665000 IoI_xD they will soon learn
2018-10-07 04:58:52.767000 SamuelTheSammy in other news
2018-10-07 04:59:07.910000 SamuelTheSammy in forknight there was a piece of ground
2018-10-07 04:59:16.501000 SamuelTheSammy the devs said fuck it and they put it in the air
2018-10-07 04:59:35.653000 SirPuppet what a fucking epic moment
2018-10-07 04:59:52.480000 SamuelTheSammy Oh yeah
2018-10-07 04:59:58.658000 SamuelTheSammy and minecraft 2 is happening
2018-10-07 05:00:02.087000 SamuelTheSammy im not fucking joking
2018-10-07 05:00:19.681000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJicIi8Lvx0
2018-10-07 05:00:22.656000 The Banjineer wait what
2018-10-07 05:00:28.023000 The Banjineer oh my god
2018-10-07 05:00:29.847000 IoI_xD OH
2018-10-07 05:00:33.100000 IoI_xD OH NO
2018-10-07 05:00:37.234000 IoI_xD OH DIOS MIO
2018-10-07 05:00:52.635000 The Banjineer YES
2018-10-07 05:00:54.709000 The Banjineer Minecraft is a good game. It is perfect in everyway. The details behind the love of Steven iss deep. Herobrian's plotline is depressing yet touching. The gameplay is deeply woven with the story perfectly.
The gameplay is genius, as it is simply place blocks. It was designed as cave game. Such simplicity is expanded on with the crafting system and more. The strategy required to stay alive at night is imense. You could just build a temporary fort out of dirt but the creepers would blow it up. You could make a nearly indestructible castle out of obsidian, but it's extremely rare, and mining at night is extremely dangerous. It is obvious why it has such a massive following.
Speaking of the following, the fanbase's wonderful songs. With genius parodies of other songs. Fallen Kingdom is my personal favorite, as it takes elements from minecrafts deep lore, such as herobrines plot, and changes them. It creates a connection with the main character, making you feel sadness when the king dies.
The fanbase also has wonderful YouTubers, such as skydoesminecraft with his hilarious "butter" meme. Minecrafts fanbase also spawned a huge official convention, minecon.
Many games have tried to copy the success of Minecraft, such as fortnite, Roblox, Lego adventures, and chess. They have seen some success but nowhere near minecraft.
Minecrafts also spawned many mini games within it, such as spleef, and hunger games ( my personal favorite). Many games also tried to copy these, especially Minecraft Hunger Games, which was ripped off by fortnite and pubg.
Overall, Minecraft is a wonderful game, and important to our society
2018-10-07 05:01:04.722000 IoI_xD HOW DO EVEN MAKE A SEQUEL TO THAT GAME
THERES NO ACTUAL ENDING
2018-10-07 05:01:13.954000 SamuelTheSammy In other news a halloween asteroid is just gonna say hi to the Earth
2018-10-07 05:01:19.784000 SamuelTheSammy and then just say bye lol
2018-10-07 05:01:20.698000 The Banjineer Wasn't a story mode added
2018-10-07 05:01:25.761000 SamuelTheSammy and then wander off
2018-10-07 05:01:28.717000 The Banjineer or something
2018-10-07 05:01:31.110000 SamuelTheSammy SPEAKING OF THAT STORY MODE
2018-10-07 05:01:35.960000 SamuelTheSammy It's dying
2018-10-07 05:01:43.293000 SamuelTheSammy it's cancelled
2018-10-07 05:01:47.017000 IoI_xD thats a seperate game @Banjineer
2018-10-07 05:01:50.270000 The Banjineer oh
2018-10-07 05:01:54.421000 IoI_xD oh yeah telltale dead lmao
2018-10-07 05:01:58.445000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbcexh07YA
2018-10-07 05:02:07.670000 SamuelTheSammy Telltale died lol
2018-10-07 05:02:14.464000 The Banjineer f
2018-10-07 05:02:15.993000 SamuelTheSammy Holy shit i'm a good news reporter
2018-10-07 05:02:16.097000 The Banjineer d
2018-10-07 05:02:17.690000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:24.556000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-07 05:02:25.805000 SamuelTheSammy i got like 7 topics done so far
2018-10-07 05:02:26.361000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-10-07 05:02:28.384000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:29.304000 The Banjineer kill thee self
2018-10-07 05:02:30.436000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:33.118000 The Banjineer --userphone
2018-10-07 05:02:33.329000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 3 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-07 05:02:33.703000 SamuelTheSammy IoI
2018-10-07 05:02:33.809000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:36.477000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:37.798000 SirPuppet IoI
2018-10-07 05:02:38.350000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:39.698000 The Banjineer lol
2018-10-07 05:02:40.715000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:42.355000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:43.154000 The Banjineer ioi
2018-10-07 05:02:43.981000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:45.865000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:46.754000 SirPuppet lol
2018-10-07 05:02:47.814000 SirPuppet lol
2018-10-07 05:02:50.022000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:50.717000 SirPuppet lol
2018-10-07 05:02:52.515000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:53.915000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:55.962000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:58.115000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:02:59.861000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:03:01.427000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:03:04.010000 The Banjineer ioi
2018-10-07 05:03:04.349000 IoI_xD --lol
2018-10-07 05:03:12.636000 Yggdrasil Venator#0311 <:X95Zmh4_400x400:498349226795859978>
2018-10-07 05:03:15.270000 IoI_xD kek
2018-10-07 05:03:17.792000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:03:23.391000 IoI_xD lmaolol
2018-10-07 05:03:24.736000 The Banjineer gamer trolled
2018-10-07 05:03:26.715000 Yggdrasil Venator#0311 <:huh:497799972239179806>
2018-10-07 05:03:29.774000 SamuelTheSammy Okay pokemon let's go pikachu news
2018-10-07 05:03:34.317000 The Banjineer ew
2018-10-07 05:03:38.056000 SirPuppet yggdrasil community is already aware of how retarded we all are
2018-10-07 05:03:39.926000 SamuelTheSammy So there's no held items
2018-10-07 05:03:49.106000 The Banjineer we must let the community know our names
2018-10-07 05:03:51.480000 The Banjineer WE ARE
2018-10-07 05:03:52.899000 SamuelTheSammy it's fucking reduced to Kanto shit
2018-10-07 05:03:58.107000 The Banjineer THE_DEDEDE
2018-10-07 05:03:59.832000 SirPuppet WE KNOW
2018-10-07 05:04:01.909000 The Banjineer AND WE ARE
2018-10-07 05:04:03.379000 SamuelTheSammy but they have some nice features
2018-10-07 05:04:09.086000 The Banjineer MAXIMUM GAY!
2018-10-07 05:04:10.781000 IoI_xD as long as its two player pokemon game i don't mind
2018-10-07 05:04:11.093000 Yggdrasil Venator#0311 <:pepehomer:495709748482801664>
2018-10-07 05:04:22.120000 IoI_xD they're finally doing that idea lmao
2018-10-07 05:04:25.992000 IoI_xD <:animedab:493282748564373504>
2018-10-07 05:04:26.417000 Yggdrasil Venator#0311 <:pepehomer:495709748482801664>
2018-10-07 05:05:02.786000 IoI_xD <:animedab:493282748564373504>
2018-10-07 05:05:23.216000 SamuelTheSammy Hackers are finding way to optimize the Nintendo Switch background i think
2018-10-07 05:05:44.242000 The Banjineer anyone wanna suck my tiny peepee?
2018-10-07 05:05:46.777000 IoI_xD we have four viewers
2018-10-07 05:05:48.881000 IoI_xD lol
2018-10-07 05:05:53.850000 The Banjineer please
2018-10-07 05:05:55.079000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-07 05:05:55.210000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-10-07 05:06:04.451000 SamuelTheSammy Super Mario Party launched
2018-10-07 05:06:04.520000 The Banjineer --userphone
2018-10-07 05:06:04.658000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 20 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-07 05:06:07.877000 The Banjineer gay
2018-10-07 05:06:16.587000 SamuelTheSammy good luck getting pissed
2018-10-07 05:06:23.038000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-07 05:06:23.106000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 2 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-07 05:06:26.844000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-07 05:06:26.914000 Yggdrasil Calling on userphone...
2018-10-07 05:06:31.574000 IoI_xD AREFGDHCHS
2018-10-07 05:06:33.840000 IoI_xD okay
2018-10-07 05:06:39.732000 IoI_xD lets be patient
2018-10-07 05:06:44.007000 The Banjineer my cock hurts
2018-10-07 05:06:44.590000 SamuelTheSammy Overcooked 2 is happening
2018-10-07 05:06:45.562000 IoI_xD uhh
2018-10-07 05:06:53.336000 IoI_xD anyone else want to call in tonight
2018-10-07 05:06:55.642000 The Banjineer What's an overcocked
2018-10-07 05:07:01.688000 The Banjineer oh overcooked
2018-10-07 05:07:05.037000 The Banjineer wrong idea
2018-10-07 05:07:14.383000 IoI_xD <:animedab:493282748564373504>
2018-10-07 05:07:14.625000 SamuelTheSammy *ANYONE WANT TO COME IN HERE*
2018-10-07 05:08:10.140000 The Banjineer anime dab?
2018-10-07 05:08:12.191000 SamuelTheSammy OH FUCK
2018-10-07 05:08:14.609000 The Banjineer ban yourself ioi
2018-10-07 05:08:18.704000 SamuelTheSammy There's a new Nintendo Switch
2018-10-07 05:08:18.871000 The Banjineer You are worse than hitler
2018-10-07 05:08:22.570000 SamuelTheSammy coming 2019
2018-10-07 05:08:26.544000 The Banjineer what
2018-10-07 05:08:43.428000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkLomdiOpJs
2018-10-07 05:08:49.746000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.wsj.com/articles/nintendo-plans-new-version-of-switch-next-year-1538629322
2018-10-07 05:09:04.998000 The Banjineer <:dededrinkingbleach:448564841830023169>
2018-10-07 05:09:34.657000 IoI_xD https://t.co/HRJ0u7zfaH
in other news, this is still my magnum opus
2018-10-07 05:10:07.390000 SamuelTheSammy Oh yeah Splatoon 2 also got halloween gear i guess
2018-10-07 05:10:49.837000 SamuelTheSammy and before this news ends we have one last announcement
2018-10-07 05:11:03.368000 SamuelTheSammy Screen Fades to black
2018-10-07 05:11:07.109000 SamuelTheSammy Sans appears
2018-10-07 05:11:24.167000 SamuelTheSammy Sans dabs and then he says...
2018-10-07 05:11:37.947000 The Banjineer oh my gosh sans;!!!!
2018-10-07 05:11:40.472000 SamuelTheSammy THE SKELETON WAR 2018 IS STARTING!
2018-10-07 05:11:46.383000 The Banjineer It's fucking kuroikamen!
2018-10-07 05:11:51.361000 The Banjineer Sans is kuroi fucking Kamen!
2018-10-07 05:12:01.533000 SamuelTheSammy News Direct Ends
2018-10-07 05:12:19.986000 SamuelTheSammy and then Etika fucking screams
2018-10-07 05:12:24.209000 SamuelTheSammy and then he stops
2018-10-07 05:12:31.661000 The Banjineer Sam's is my senpai XDDDD
2018-10-07 05:12:38.464000 The Banjineer and daddy
2018-10-07 05:12:40.036000 The Banjineer like
2018-10-07 05:12:42.629000 The Banjineer actual father
2018-10-07 05:13:04.184000 Yggdrasil The other party has picked up the userphone! Say hello!
2018-10-07 05:13:08.569000 Yggdrasil Sir Lungfish#9295 Lamp
2018-10-07 05:13:10.289000 SamuelTheSammy oof
2018-10-07 05:13:16.367000 Yggdrasil Sir Lungfish#9295 qm
2018-10-07 05:13:24.192000 Yggdrasil . RoseTale Frisk .#9628
2018-10-07 05:13:30.856000 Yggdrasil Squid#0519
2018-10-07 05:13:39.188000 SamuelTheSammy no
2018-10-07 05:13:40.777000 SamuelTheSammy NO
2018-10-07 05:13:43.329000 SamuelTheSammy NO!!!!
2018-10-07 05:13:45.383000 Yggdrasil . RoseTale Frisk .#9628
2018-10-07 05:13:46.057000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:13:46.119000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-10-07 05:13:49.272000 SamuelTheSammy im sorry
2018-10-07 05:13:53.852000 SamuelTheSammy i couldnt talk the lamp
2018-10-07 05:13:57.537000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:14:02.212000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:14:03.649000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 12 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-07 05:14:03.957000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 12 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-07 05:14:04.899000 SamuelTheSammy wtf
2018-10-07 05:14:11.367000 SamuelTheSammy oof
2018-10-07 05:14:23.409000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:14:23.682000 Yggdrasil Calling on userphone...
2018-10-07 05:14:28.042000 SamuelTheSammy FUCK
2018-10-07 05:14:31.316000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:14:31.458000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 2 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-07 05:14:37.825000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:14:37.894000 Yggdrasil Looks like there's no response; hanging up the userphone.
2018-10-07 05:14:41.496000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:14:41.662000 Yggdrasil That command is on cooldown for 6 more seconds in this channel!
2018-10-07 05:14:46.523000 SamuelTheSammy oh you fucking bitch
2018-10-07 05:14:54.547000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:14:54.731000 Yggdrasil Calling on userphone...
2018-10-07 05:15:02.209000 SamuelTheSammy fuck
2018-10-07 05:15:03.403000 SamuelTheSammy this
2018-10-07 05:15:05.079000 SamuelTheSammy fucking
2018-10-07 05:15:09.061000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-10-07 05:15:09.240000 Yggdrasil Looks like there's no response; hanging up the userphone.
2018-10-07 05:15:11.824000 SamuelTheSammy oof
2018-10-07 05:17:41.146000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-07 05:17:41.203000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-10-07 05:17:45.595000 IoI_xD hey gamer
2018-10-07 05:17:48.009000 IoI_xD do you
2018-10-07 05:17:49.647000 IoI_xD like
2018-10-07 05:17:55.498000 IoI_xD funny meme
2018-10-07 05:18:01.062000 IoI_xD cD
2018-10-07 05:18:34.689000 IoI_xD wh
2018-10-07 05:18:41.181000 IoI_xD --userphone
2018-10-07 05:18:46.670000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-10-07 05:19:25.795000 IoI_xD i'm going to my room lmao. you guys entertain our dwindling viewerbase for the next 30 minutes
2018-10-07 05:23:13.708000 SamuelTheSammy The News Direct
bowsette is dying off quickly
a new boss is in undertale
Splatoon 2 has got the spirit bomb
forknight has flying ground
Minecraft 2 is happening
Telltale games is dying
Pokemon let's go pikachu and Pokemon let's go eevee are reduced to Kanto mechanics
Hackers are finding a way to optimize Nintendo Switch backgrounds
Super Mario Party was released
Overcooked 2 is happening
There's a new Nintendo Switch coming
Splatoon 2 got halloween gear
and THE SKELETON WAR 2018
2018-10-07 05:23:27.073000 SamuelTheSammy that was the whole news direct
2018-10-07 05:47:54.794000 Goodra I sleep.
2018-10-07 05:53:28.098000 Goodra sleeps
2018-10-07 14:06:11.698000 The Banjineer nae naes @Goodra
2018-10-07 23:19:09.542000 Dr. Gamer Man we should make this like... actual news
2018-10-07 23:19:21.259000 Dr. Gamer Man and not just us shitposting
2018-10-07 23:19:57.436000 The Banjineer no
2018-10-07 23:28:14.848000 Bbobb25 That implies that we have actual news
2018-10-07 23:30:24.841000 The Banjineer <:dededethis:453248975349481473>
2018-10-07 23:31:30.363000 Dr. Gamer Man That implies that anything on Channel DDD is real
2018-10-07 23:32:19.364000 Bbobb25 That implies that we aren't completely autistic
2018-10-07 23:33:23.150000 TheK9Spy What news?
2018-10-07 23:34:31.650000 Dr. Gamer Man That implies we can't make something up like Dedede did when he was running it
2018-10-07 23:34:55.440000 Bbobb25 That implies that I still have a soul
2018-10-07 23:35:44.803000 Dr. Gamer Man That implies that I don't
2018-10-07 23:35:45.001000 The Banjineer That implies I didn't fuck Goodra
2018-10-07 23:35:47.177000 The Banjineer and hat kid
2018-10-07 23:36:49.955000 Bbobb25 That implies that the @Moderators aren't soulless autistic retards
2018-10-07 23:37:07.508000 The Banjineer Moderators are gay
2018-10-07 23:37:26.253000 The Banjineer I don't want to be a moderators make me a moderate
2018-10-07 23:37:31.001000 Dr. Gamer Man That implies something true
2018-10-07 23:37:32.726000 The Banjineer make me moderater
2018-10-07 23:37:40.337000 The Banjineer *o
2018-10-07 23:37:46.381000 The Banjineer but not moderators
2018-10-07 23:37:54.429000 Bbobb25 that implies that SEHOBINFUWHFUHWNWUIEJGHFNEWHJKSNJMSEI
2018-10-07 23:37:56.702000 Superdarnkess That implies that every moderator moderates
2018-10-07 23:38:06.563000 Dr. Gamer Man Make me moderator xd
2018-10-07 23:38:26.335000 The Banjineer that implies that my dick isn't gonna be 2 feet inside everyone in this room soon
2018-10-07 23:38:28.549000 Bbobb25 That implies that this joke is still funny
2018-10-07 23:38:43.423000 The Banjineer That implies that it ever was funny
2018-10-07 23:47:09.244000 Goodra Who the fuck pinged me while I was in the shower.
2018-10-07 23:47:14.890000 Goodra You absolute cuck.
2018-10-07 23:54:12.794000 The Banjineer The commie did
Day 23
2018-10-08 01:18:32.614000 The Banjineer dand
2018-10-08 01:48:58.801000 SamuelTheSammy Guys help i need a video file or some shit of a skeleton for one of my new videos
2018-10-08 01:50:30.371000 Goodra here have dootguy
2018-10-08 01:50:59.995000 SamuelTheSammy it needs to be a gif or video
2018-10-08 01:51:09.742000 SamuelTheSammy because im fucking lazy lol
2018-10-08 01:51:20.393000 Goodra no u
2018-10-08 01:51:27.590000 SamuelTheSammy no u
2018-10-08 01:51:28.168000 SamuelTheSammy oof
2018-10-08 01:54:27.045000 Goodra what
2018-10-08 01:54:29.758000 Goodra what is that
2018-10-08 01:54:36.328000 Ya Boi Guzma I dont know
2018-10-08 01:56:54.752000 The Banjineer doot
2018-10-08 01:57:08.542000 Goodra doot
2018-10-08 01:57:35.904000 SamuelTheSammy doot
2018-10-08 01:57:43.798000 The Banjineer spook
2018-10-08 02:01:17.021000 IoI_xD sorry i'm late gamers, working on an epic web app
2018-10-08 02:01:19.436000 IoI_xD anyway
2018-10-08 02:01:28.413000 IoI_xD welcome to channel ddd live
2018-10-08 02:01:43.817000 The Banjineer epic
2018-10-08 02:01:50.721000 Goodra oh shit
2018-10-08 02:01:53.615000 IoI_xD kirby has now broken into full outrage at the golf course, ralling thousands to come and destroy government property
2018-10-08 02:02:02.474000 Goodra i'm here early
2018-10-08 02:02:02.709000 The Banjineer <:dededescared:443184684940132353>
2018-10-08 02:02:13.405000 Goodra Get the Waddle Dees with snipers.
2018-10-08 02:02:15.463000 IoI_xD we'll get more into this in the sports section
2018-10-08 02:02:22.823000 IoI_xD for now, here's @SirPuppet with the weather
2018-10-08 02:02:27.064000 The Banjineer ok
2018-10-08 02:02:36.284000 IoI_xD
2018-10-12 02:14:39.770000 SirPuppet important motivational message from sonic
2018-10-12 02:16:29.547000 IoI_xD thank you.
2018-10-12 02:17:12.462000 IoI_xD We're gonna be talking about this bird myth for most of the night, so strap in.
Remember that this only affects Earth. Dedede is on Popstar. He is VERY real.
2018-10-12 02:17:21.336000 Goodra Wait.
2018-10-12 02:17:28.234000 Goodra What about my dream segment?
2018-10-12 02:17:54.555000 IoI_xD oh yeah
2018-10-12 02:18:01.270000 IoI_xD @Goodra does some dream segment now
2018-10-12 02:18:03.393000 IoI_xD go ahead
2018-10-12 02:18:13.451000 Goodra Where we
2018-10-19 01:41:20.321000 Superdarnkess D
2018-10-19 01:45:40.728000 TheK9Spy Just got back from Marching Band practice
2018-10-19 01:45:44.673000 TheK9Spy What the foock
2018-10-19 01:45:53.383000 TheK9Spy We got 15 minutes left btw
2018-10-19 01:46:10.539000 TheK9Spy @SamuelTheSammy you got 15 minutes in this channel coz viewer call in
2018-10-19 11:47:03.233000 The Dededeleter woah! marching band?
2018-10-19 11:47:07.699000 The Dededeleter I was in marching band!
2018-10-19 23:17:01.197000 TheK9Spy Yeah
2018-10-19 23:25:04.811000 The Dededeleter
2018-10-28 23:12:42.907000 The Banjineer Forget goomba with a hat
give me
Day 42
2018-10-29 20:31:27.513000 The Banjineer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk
2018-10-29 20:31:33.173000 The Banjineer <:dededecry:471762439545946123>
Day 43
2018-10-30 01:10:18.035000 Superdarnkess @SamuelTheSammy
2018-10-30 01:11:40.279000 Dr. Gamer Man "His girlfriend slips on a banana once and everyone hates him"
2018-10-30 01:12:35.471000 Dr. Gamer Man the comments on that shit is perfect
2018-10-30 01:13:14.079000 SamuelTheSammy @SuperDarkness
2018-10-30 01:16:47.898000 The Banjineer Y'all need die
2018-10-30 01:17:27.870000 Dr. Gamer Man @Dr. Gamer Man
2018-10-30 01:17:34.541000 Dr. Gamer Man also you're probably right
2018-10-30 02:24:26.061000 Dr. Gamer Man DIY waddle dee kirby costume (SCARY)
2018-10-30 02:24:33.611000 Dr. Gamer Man supplies :
a string
some paint
some red cloth you can see through
Finished price : $5-$20, depending on quality and where you get it
2018-10-30 02:25:03.712000 Dr. Gamer Man considering the other shit you normally see on halloween in dreamland cough*sheetghostseverywhere*cough this is pretty good
2018-10-30 19:36:01.297000 SamuelTheSammy In other news toby has a special announcement in undertale
2018-10-30 20:10:03.518000 The Banjineer gay
Day 44
2018-10-31 01:20:22.334000 TheK9Spy Okay, this isn't epic.
2018-10-31 01:24:08.530000 IoI_xD i have homework
2018-10-31 01:24:09.433000 IoI_xD uh
2018-10-31 01:24:17.189000 IoI_xD welcome to channel ddd live
2018-10-31 01:24:23.669000 IoI_xD @SirPuppet will do the wetaher
2018-10-31 18:55:30.045000 SamuelTheSammy So Undertale 2 is out
2018-10-31 18:55:49.633000 SamuelTheSammy I dont care how much you shit on the game im glad toby actually did it
2018-10-31 19:02:20.566000 Vince_25 Wait what
2018-10-31 19:02:23.011000 Vince_25 Is it
2018-10-31 19:09:03.018000 SamuelTheSammy yeah
2018-10-31 19:09:11.184000 SamuelTheSammy i dont know anything about it though
2018-10-31 19:09:19.705000 SamuelTheSammy im trying to watch a playthrough
2018-10-31 19:37:58.113000 SirPuppet Not all of it, but the first chapter
2018-10-31 19:38:04.243000 SirPuppet Which is like 5 hours
2018-10-31 19:39:47.458000 Ya Boi Guzma <:whomst:446444096085688320>
2018-10-31 20:54:58.714000 SamuelTheSammy In other news we have a new show called DDDetecives!
Day 45
2018-11-01 01:25:17.659000 Primalugly In other news our owner is a weeb
2018-11-01 01:34:01.916000 Superdarnkess That has been apparent for a long time
2018-11-01 01:47:50.285000 Goodra Yeah.
2018-11-01 02:05:15.318000 TheK9Spy Anime is great man
2018-11-01 02:05:18.029000 TheK9Spy Zamasu bless.
2018-11-01 02:08:41.769000 TheK9Spy @Dr. Gamer Man
2018-11-01 02:09:00.614000 Dr. Gamer Man it doubles as a no u
2018-11-01 02:09:03.523000 TheK9Spy Oh hell yes
2018-11-01 02:09:41.601000 TheK9Spy Too bad for you.
2018-11-01 02:15:15.553000 TheK9Spy Ew Fortnite no
2018-11-01 02:18:17.159000 Dr. Gamer Man that was my omega card
2018-11-01 02:18:24.401000 Dr. Gamer Man it stops your shit because it makes you cringe
2018-11-01 02:23:02.721000 Goodra e
2018-11-01 02:25:28.824000 Superdarnkess Ill just
2018-11-01 02:26:26.018000 Goodra beep
2018-11-01 02:36:40.952000 Goodra How did you know?
2018-11-01 02:38:05.662000 Goodra Damn, nice.
2018-11-01 02:38:09.165000 Goodra I'm double ugly.
2018-11-01 02:38:14.740000 Goodra <:dededelikey:416329300136951809>
2018-11-01 13:28:55.221000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC2YaODPoaE&list=PLo9Ud68eLAjfmoXaqsAUQJ8VVjiYbKPDZ&index=56 we playing this shit if bandana dee gets in
2018-11-01 13:29:04.752000 SamuelTheSammy earrape warning
2018-11-01 13:29:09.530000 SamuelTheSammy o
2018-11-01 15:35:24.860000 SamuelTheSammy IN OTHER NEWS NO NUT NOVEMBER IS OFFICIALLY OVER
2018-11-01 21:13:23.920000 Goodra nice
2018-11-01 21:13:25.627000 Goodra >:]
Day 46
2018-11-02 00:01:26.032000 Dr. Gamer Man THIS JUST IN, KIRBY BLEW UP A GAS STATION AGAIN
2018-11-02 00:04:19.095000 SamuelTheSammy no wait
2018-11-02 00:04:25.783000 SamuelTheSammy that was the light this time
2018-11-02 00:54:01.886000 Goodra are you sure
2018-11-02 01:16:13.160000 TheK9Spy CNN has hit below rock bottom
2018-11-02 01:16:18.002000 TheK9Spy Somehow.
2018-11-02 01:23:51.174000 Dr. Gamer Man omg guys
2018-11-02 01:23:57.210000 Dr. Gamer Man im shakign rn
2018-11-02 01:24:31.469000 Dr. Gamer Man ~~S - forever
H - dead
A - inside
K
I
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2018-11-02 01:29:30.132000 Goodra omg this is epimc
2018-11-02 11:46:34.058000 The Dededeleter reminder kirby fucking left mario to die
2018-11-02 18:26:06.150000 Goodra haha this studio is nice >:]
2018-11-02 19:46:13.958000 SamuelTheSammy Mario is a fuckin bitch anyway
2018-11-02 19:46:20.062000 SamuelTheSammy who cares
2018-11-02 22:10:23.642000 SamuelTheSammy shit we found a new meme template
2018-11-02 22:35:42.331000 SamuelTheSammy If I become mod then this server will be epic
2018-11-02 23:37:16.574000 Dr. Gamer Man If I become mod then
2018-11-02 23:37:17.697000 Dr. Gamer Man uhhh
2018-11-02 23:37:30.141000 Dr. Gamer Man nothing much would actually change I think
2018-11-02 23:38:08.533000 Bbobb25 BREAKING NEWS
2018-11-02 23:38:16.822000 Bbobb25 Absolutely nothing has happened
2018-11-02 23:38:22.492000 Bbobb25 This server is dead
2018-11-02 23:41:34.846000 SamuelTheSammy BREAKING NEWS
2018-11-02 23:41:54.924000 SamuelTheSammy Goodra KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL IDENTITIES
2018-11-02 23:42:08.892000 Bbobb25 BREAKING NEWS
2018-11-02 23:42:18.034000 SamuelTheSammy bbobb is a commie
2018-11-02 23:42:18.852000 Bbobb25 I still have my spooktober profile pic
2018-11-02 23:42:27.348000 Bbobb25 Because I'm too lazy to change it
2018-11-02 23:42:27.821000 SamuelTheSammy THAT MAKES YOU A TRUE COMMIE
2018-11-02 23:42:41.914000 SamuelTheSammy I WAS GONNA PUT A /s
2018-11-02 23:42:48.193000 SamuelTheSammy BUT THIS
2018-11-02 23:42:49.438000 Bbobb25 Sammy that meme died long abo stop trying to give CPR to a corpse
2018-11-02 23:43:09.586000 SamuelTheSammy im not trying to give CPR to a corpse
2018-11-02 23:43:16.087000 SamuelTheSammy im trying to give CPR to a commie
2018-11-02 23:43:33.612000 Bbobb25 THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE
2018-11-02 23:43:34.658000 The Banjineer Hey
2018-11-02 23:43:35.362000 SamuelTheSammy oh yeah and banji wants to come back in
2018-11-02 23:43:37.404000 SamuelTheSammy oh
2018-11-02 23:43:41.038000 The Banjineer It is the day of the dead
2018-11-02 23:43:56.164000 SamuelTheSammy it was yesterday too
2018-11-02 23:43:58.214000 SamuelTheSammy i think
2018-11-02 23:44:03.785000 SamuelTheSammy wait
2018-11-02 23:44:05.648000 SamuelTheSammy hmmmm
2018-11-02 23:44:18.952000 SamuelTheSammy yeah im right
2018-11-02 23:44:29.448000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-11-02 23:44:30.040000 Yggdrasil A userphone connection has been made! Say hello!
2018-11-02 23:44:34.235000 Yggdrasil Aeth#1394 hi
2018-11-02 23:44:39.020000 SamuelTheSammy SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL SAMIMATION FISH
2018-11-02 23:44:41.171000 SamuelTheSammy --userphone
2018-11-02 23:44:41.315000 Yggdrasil You hung up the userphone.
2018-11-02 23:44:52.265000 SamuelTheSammy that is called shitty advertising
2018-11-02 23:45:05.898000 SamuelTheSammy anyway
2018-11-02 23:45:15.415000 SamuelTheSammy CROOKED MARIO SAYS FUCK YOU LUIGI
2018-11-02 23:45:31.868000 SamuelTheSammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfG0-iW5o0Y
2018-11-02 23:45:37.398000 SamuelTheSammy AFTER LUIGI CLEANS MARIO
2018-11-02 23:45:40.675000 SamuelTheSammy HOW DARE HE
2018-11-02 23:46:07.497000 SamuelTheSammy CROOKED BOWSER IS GAY
2018-11-02 23:46:10.587000 SamuelTheSammy CROOKED K ROOL IS GAY
2018-11-02 23:46:15.746000 SamuelTheSammy CROOKED KIRBY IS CROOKED
2018-11-02 23:46:50.735000 The Banjineer Mario says the fuck word creepypasta is real oh my gos
2018-11-02 23:46:57.996000 The Banjineer Im shaking and crying
2018-11-02 23:47:32.383000 SamuelTheSammy Nah that shit is gay
2018-11-02 23:47:41.694000 SamuelTheSammy I CALL IT CROOKED
2018-11-02 23:47:43.736000 SamuelTheSammy YEET
2018-11-02 23:47:50.797000 SamuelTheSammy EVERYONE BUT DEDEDE IS WRONG
2018-11-02 23:47:58.253000 SamuelTheSammy YOU HAVE TO ONLY LISTEN TO DEDEDE
2018-11-02 23:48:13.018000 SamuelTheSammy IF YOU DONT LIKE DEDEDE THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID GAY BITCH
2018-11-02 23:49:31.776000 The Banjineer What about Luigi he's also cool
2018-11-02 23:49:44.619000 SamuelTheSammy @TheBanjineer NO ALL OTHER POLITICS ARE WRONG
2018-11-02 23:49:46.771000 SamuelTheSammy FUCK EM ALL
2018-11-02 23:49:50.771000 SamuelTheSammy DEDEDE IS GOD
2018-11-02 23:49:54.932000 SamuelTheSammy IF YOU CANT ACCEPT THAT
2018-11-02 23:49:56.148000 SamuelTheSammy FUCK U
2018-11-02 23:49:57.096000 SamuelTheSammy YEET
2018-11-02 23:49:57.305000 The Banjineer He helped the king during subspace
2018-11-02 23:50:01.637000 The Banjineer also what about escargoon
2018-11-02 23:50:05.159000 SamuelTheSammy AGREE WITH EVERYTHING DEDEDE DOES
2018-11-02 23:50:12.627000 SamuelTheSammy ESCARGOON IS A DEDEDE SUPPORTER
2018-11-02 23:50:18.440000 SamuelTheSammy SO HE'S CORRECT
2018-11-02 23:50:23.349000 SamuelTheSammy BUT LUIGI IS GAY
2018-11-02 23:50:30.758000 The Banjineer Luigi is also a dedede supporter
2018-11-02 23:50:31.664000 SamuelTheSammy BECAUSE HE ISN'T INTERESTED IN DEDEDE
2018-11-02 23:50:35.044000 SamuelTheSammy NO HE ISNT
2018-11-02 23:50:39.814000 SamuelTheSammy HE IS IN MARIO GAMES
2018-11-02 23:50:41.278000 The Banjineer He helped him during subspace nerd
2018-11-02 23:50:48.291000 Goodra what the fuck are you arguing about sammy lol
2018-11-02 23:51:13.348000 The Banjineer wait what about Peter Griffin sammy
2018-11-02 23:51:17.475000 SamuelTheSammy NO
2018-11-02 23:51:20.712000 SamuelTheSammy NOT EVEN BETER
2018-11-02 23:51:23.069000 SamuelTheSammy DEDEDE IS GOD
2018-11-02 23:51:28.370000 The Banjineer <:dededemad:443184099700637706>
2018-11-02 23:51:35.596000 Goodra sammy
2018-11-02 23:51:36.517000 The Banjineer Sammy just said Peter isn't epic omg
2018-11-02 23:51:36.930000 SamuelTheSammy AND PLUS BANDANA DEE ALSO HELPED DEDEDE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIMES AS LUIGI
2018-11-02 23:51:43.174000 The Banjineer Ban him
2018-11-02 23:51:44.346000 Goodra calm the fuck down lmao
2018-11-02 23:51:48.559000 The Banjineer <:dededemad:443184099700637706> <:dededemad:443184099700637706> <:dededemad:443184099700637706>
2018-11-02 23:51:52.475000 Goodra both of you
2018-11-02 23:51:56.008000 Goodra calm the fuck down
2018-11-02 23:51:57.323000 Goodra lmao
2018-11-02 23:52:00.256000 SamuelTheSammy did you forget this server is a r/The_Donald Parody?
2018-11-02 23:52:05.193000 Goodra nice
2018-11-02 23:52:12.818000 SamuelTheSammy that's what i was referencing
2018-11-02 23:52:16.063000 SamuelTheSammy the point of the server
2018-11-02 23:52:26.715000 SamuelTheSammy it's a r/The_Donald Parody
2018-11-02 23:52:58.168000 The Banjineer -people meme
-"calm the fuck down lmao"
2018-11-02 23:54:05.245000 SamuelTheSammy ANYWAY BANJI
2018-11-02 23:54:09.294000 SamuelTheSammy BACK TO OUR DISCUSSION
2018-11-02 23:54:16.198000 SamuelTheSammy LUIGI ONLY HELPED DEDEDE ONCE
2018-11-02 23:54:21.159000 SamuelTheSammy AND SO DID BANDANA DEE
2018-11-02 23:54:33.040000 SamuelTheSammy LUIGI HAS HURT DEDEDE MORE THAN BANDANA DEE
2018-11-02 23:54:45.815000 SamuelTheSammy YOU CAN FIGHT AGAINST LUIGI WITH DEDEDE IN SMASH
2018-11-02 23:54:50.171000 SamuelTheSammy AND GUESS WHAT HE DOES?
2018-11-02 23:54:52.662000 Goodra yeah but dedede wanted to save luigi
2018-11-02 23:54:53.505000 SamuelTheSammy ATTACK DEDEDE
2018-11-02 23:54:56.009000 Goodra lmao
2018-11-02 23:55:03.301000 SamuelTheSammy ONLY ONCE GAY
2018-11-02 23:55:05.717000 GladeDreamer well time to add to the fire
2018-11-02 23:55:12.562000 GladeDreamer @SamuelTheSammy hat goomba is gay
2018-11-02 23:55:15.643000 Goodra luigi is good by virtue of dedede wanting to save him, lmao
2018-11-02 23:55:23.832000 SamuelTheSammy @Dededaddy ok
2018-11-02 23:55:24.362000 GladeDreamer gets shield
2018-11-02 23:55:36.100000 SamuelTheSammy how was that supposed to work?
2018-11-02 23:55:54.747000 SamuelTheSammy DEDEDE ONLY SAVED LUIGI FOR MORE POWER ON HIS SUBSPACE TEAM
2018-11-02 23:56:00.520000 SamuelTheSammy LUIGI IS A FOOLISH MORTAL
2018-11-02 23:56:03.921000 GladeDreamer wh
2018-11-02 23:56:08.039000 GladeDreamer no hes not
2018-11-02 23:56:10.830000 GladeDreamer Luigi is cool
2018-11-02 23:56:18.292000 SamuelTheSammy LUIGI IS GA- YOU KNOW WHAT
2018-11-02 23:56:23.699000 SamuelTheSammy YOU GUYS MUST ONLY LOVE DEDEDE
2018-11-02 23:56:27.938000 GladeDreamer 2 words ammy
2018-11-02 23:56:29.901000 GladeDreamer sammy
2018-11-02 23:56:35.343000 SamuelTheSammy I WILL SEND YOU TO THE DUNGEON
2018-11-02 23:56:44.848000 SamuelTheSammy two words Seinfieldedede
2018-11-02 23:56:45.715000 Goodra if dedede sees that luigi is worth saving then luigi is good, lmao
2018-11-02 23:56:46.250000 GladeDreamer Luigi's Mansion
2018-11-02 23:56:49.065000 SamuelTheSammy The Donald
2018-11-02 23:57:36.114000 SamuelTheSammy GUYS
2018-11-02 23:57:40.339000 SamuelTheSammy ONLY LOVE DEDEDE
2018-11-02 23:57:46.864000 SamuelTheSammy DEDEDE IS THE ONLY ONE
2018-11-02 23:57:51.524000 SamuelTheSammy IF U CANT ACCEPT THAT
2018-11-02 23:57:53.629000 Goodra sammy you're a moron lmao
2018-11-02 23:57:55.049000 SamuelTheSammy THEN YOU'RE BANNED
2018-11-02 23:57:58.546000 Dr. Gamer Man BREAKING NEWS!
2018-11-02 23:58:01.290000 Goodra so what
2018-11-02 23:58:06.341000 Dr. Gamer Man R/Kirby releases new meme format!
2018-11-02 23:58:09.139000 Goodra we're not supposed to love escargoon?
2018-11-02 23:58:10.171000 SamuelTheSammy FUCK
2018-11-02 23:58:19.291000 SamuelTheSammy @Goodra we love him
2018-11-02 23:58:23.373000 SamuelTheSammy because he's with dedede
2018-11-02 23:58:29.656000 SamuelTheSammy LUIGI IS NOT
2018-11-02 23:58:30.111000 Goodra but then you're going against your own logic
2018-11-02 23:58:37.731000 SamuelTheSammy I DONT CARE M8
2018-11-02 23:58:38.509000 Goodra because escargoon isn't dedede
2018-11-02 23:58:40.298000 Dr. Gamer Man what are you saying
2018-11-02 23:58:41.102000 SamuelTheSammy DEDEDE IS GOD
2018-11-02 23:58:44.815000 Dr. Gamer Man Luigi is cool too
2018-11-02 23:58:48.430000 Dr. Gamer Man he's a cool guy
2018-11-02 23:58:53.325000 SamuelTheSammy IM DOING A R/THE_DONALD PARODY
2018-11-02 23:58:59.219000 SamuelTheSammy A SHIT IM LOSING AN ARUGEMENT
2018-11-02 23:59:03.710000 Goodra luigi was worth saving to dedede, therefore he's good to dedede, lmao
2018-11-02 23:59:04.027000 SamuelTheSammy TIME TO ACTIVE MY TRAP CARD
2018-11-02 23:59:10.342000 SamuelTheSammy you're a gay bitch lol
2018-11-02 23:59:12.674000 SamuelTheSammy yeet
2018-11-02 23:59:17.398000 Dr. Gamer Man wh
2018-11-02 23:59:21.562000 Dr. Gamer Man okay?
2018-11-02 23:59:25.864000 Goodra haha nice lmao
2018-11-02 23:59:36.761000 SamuelTheSammy hahahahahahahahah you cant beat my r/the_donald parodying power
2018-11-02 23:59:38.676000 Dr. Gamer Man Dedede used the badge things to save people because he knew everyone was gonna die
2018-11-02 23:59:54.611000 Dr. Gamer Man but back to the breaking news
Day 47
2018-11-03 00:00:03.894000 SamuelTheSammy
2018-11-11 21:57:17.828000 The Dededeleter mimic googie
2018-11-11 21:57:17.912000 Dedede Bot >>ban@The Dededeleter making fun of mods and annoying me
2018-11-11 21:57:26.365000 The Dededeleter mimic dededeleter
2018-11-11 21:57:27.756000 SamuelTheSammy mimic googie
2018-11-11 21:57:27.927000 Dedede Bot >>ban@SamuelTheSammy making fun of mods and annoying me
2018-11-11 21:57:32.051000 Bbobb25 translator: i suddenly feel like typing like this
2018-11-11 21:57:33.844000 SamuelTheSammy mimic prima
2018-11-11 21:57:33.900000 Dedede Bot :sunglasses:
2018-11-11 21:57:34.475000 The Dededeleter why dont I have a mimic
2018-11-11 21:57:39.674000 SamuelTheSammy mimic k9
2018-11-11 21:57:43.572000 Bbobb25 mimic bbobb
2018-11-11 21:57:43.817000 Dedede Bot I am not a communist
2018-11-11 21:57:47.564000 SamuelTheSammy mimic @TheK9Spy
2018-11-11 21:57:49.138000 The Banjineer mimic kuroi
2018-11-11 21:57:49.239000 Dedede Bot Bomberman had every credential to be playable and Sakurai kicked him to the curb. like what more did Sakurai want out of Bomberman? Unique gimmick, 30+ Nintendo exclusives and a virtual boy game, first ever third party crossover with a Nintendo franchise, his developers created Mario Party, he had 3 separate 52 episode shows, starred in a fighting game with Snake, Simon, and OPTIMUS PRIME, has existed since 1983 putting him with Pac Man and Mario in All Star if playable, and had a timed Switch exclusive in 2017 and was how Konami got on good terms with Nintendo again to have Snake, and also Smash celebrates Japanese gaming history and Hudson had a big mark on it with Bomberman as their mascot and the fact Bomberman represents multiplayer party games and even beat Sonic, Megaman, and Crash Bandicoot in Sakurais if there was a smash 2 poll, in R he even has 7 other Bombermen which could be his different outfits, and even was in Club Nintendo columns and comics alongside Nintendo characters, but nope, apparently that isnt enough for Sakurai. Bomberman could cure cancer and he still would not be in Smash.
2018-11-11 21:57:55.140000 SamuelTheSammy mimic kuroi
2018-11-11 21:57:55.210000 Dedede Bot Bomberman had every credential to be playable and Sakurai kicked him to the curb. like what more did Sakurai want out of Bomberman? Unique gimmick, 30+ Nintendo exclusives and a virtual boy game, first ever third party crossover with a Nintendo franchise, his developers created Mario Party, he had 3 separate 52 episode shows, starred in a fighting game with Snake, Simon, and OPTIMUS PRIME, has existed since 1983 putting him with Pac Man and Mario in All Star if playable, and had a timed Switch exclusive in 2017 and was how Konami got on good terms with Nintendo again to have Snake, and also Smash celebrates Japanese gaming history and Hudson had a big mark on it with Bomberman as their mascot and the fact Bomberman represents multiplayer party games and even beat Sonic, Megaman, and Crash Bandicoot in Sakurais if there was a smash 2 poll, in R he even has 7 other Bombermen which could be his different outfits, and even was in Club Nintendo columns and comics alongside Nintendo characters, but nope, apparently that isnt enough for Sakurai. Bomberman could cure cancer and he still would not be in Smash.
2018-11-11 21:57:56.435000 Bbobb25 sniff
2018-11-11 21:57:58.041000 SamuelTheSammy mimic kuroi
2018-11-11 21:57:58.113000 Dedede Bot Bomberman had every credential to be playable and Sakurai kicked him to the curb. like what more did Sakurai want out of Bomberman? Unique gimmick, 30+ Nintendo exclusives and a virtual boy game, first ever third party crossover with a Nintendo franchise, his developers created Mario Party, he had 3 separate 52 episode shows, starred in a fighting game with Snake, Simon, and OPTIMUS PRIME, has existed since 1983 putting him with Pac Man and Mario in All Star if playable, and had a timed Switch exclusive in 2017 and was how Konami got on good terms with Nintendo again to have Snake, and also Smash celebrates Japanese gaming history and Hudson had a big mark on it with Bomberman as their mascot and the fact Bomberman represents multiplayer party games and even beat Sonic, Megaman, and Crash Bandicoot in Sakurais if there was a smash 2 poll, in R he even has 7 other Bombermen which could be his different outfits, and even was in Club Nintendo columns and comics alongside Nintendo characters, but nope, apparently that isnt enough for Sakurai. Bomberman could cure cancer and he still would not be in Smash.
2018-11-11 21:58:00.548000 SamuelTheSammy mimic sammy
2018-11-11 21:58:00.653000 Dedede Bot k
2018-11-11 21:58:01.251000 The Banjineer mimic banji
2018-11-11 21:58:02.542000 The Dededeleter mimic kunoturtle
2018-11-11 21:58:03.216000 The Banjineer wh
2018-11-11 21:58:05.589000 The Banjineer I dont
2018-11-11 21:58:06.923000 The Banjineer have
2018-11-11 21:58:08.123000 Bbobb25 at least we have this mimic to remember him by
2018-11-11 21:58:09.522000 The Banjineer a mimic
2018-11-11 21:58:10.353000 SamuelTheSammy WHY IS MY MIMIC K
2018-11-11 21:58:15.099000 The Dededeleter hey mods why dont me or banjii have a mimic
2018-11-11 21:58:16.191000 The Banjineer <:dededecry:471762439545946123>
2018-11-11 21:58:21.280000 SamuelTheSammy MY MIMIC SHOULD BE SOMETHING BETTER
2018-11-11 21:58:21.414000 TheK9Spy bye guys
k
2018-11-11 21:58:34.245000 The Dededeleter mimic samuelthesammy
2018-11-11 21:58:34.356000 Dedede Bot hey guys
2018-11-11 21:58:41.915000 SamuelTheSammy mimic samuelthesammy
2018-11-11 21:58:41.941000 Dedede Bot hey guys
2018-11-11 21:58:44.388000 SamuelTheSammy mimic sammy
2018-11-11 21:58:44.530000 Dedede Bot k
2018-11-11 21:58:50.261000 SamuelTheSammy mimic samuel
2018-11-11 21:58:50.409000 Dedede Bot hey guys
2018-11-11 21:58:52.676000 SamuelTheSammy mimic sam
2018-11-11 21:58:54.526000 The Dededeleter mimic dedeleter
2018-11-11 21:58:58.365000 SamuelTheSammy THERE IS NO MIMIC SAM
2018-11-11 21:59:04.317000 SamuelTheSammy I HAVE A GOOD SLOT FOR THAT
2018-11-11 21:59:08.680000 Dr. Gamer Man mimic DededeThatsTheNameYouShouldKnow
2018-11-11 21:59:10.951000 SamuelTheSammy hmmm
2018-11-11 21:59:18.319000 Bbobb25 mimic kuroi
2018-11-11 21:59:18.416000 Dedede Bot Bomberman had every credential to be playable and Sakurai kicked him to the curb. like what more did Sakurai want out of Bomberman? Unique gimmick, 30+ Nintendo exclusives and a virtual boy game, first ever third party crossover with a Nintendo franchise, his developers created Mario Party, he had 3 separate 52 episode shows, starred in a fighting game with Snake, Simon, and OPTIMUS PRIME, has existed since 1983 putting him with Pac Man and Mario in All Star if playable, and had a timed Switch exclusive in 2017 and was how Konami got on good terms with Nintendo again to have Snake, and also Smash celebrates Japanese gaming history and Hudson had a big mark on it with Bomberman as their mascot and the fact Bomberman represents multiplayer party games and even beat Sonic, Megaman, and Crash Bandicoot in Sakurais if there was a smash 2 poll, in R he even has 7 other Bombermen which could be his different outfits, and even was in Club Nintendo columns and comics alongside Nintendo characters, but nope, apparently that isnt enough for Sakurai. Bomberman could cure cancer and he still would not be in Smash.
2018-11-11 21:59:23.015000 SamuelTheSammy oh
2018-11-11 21:59:23.886000 Bbobb25 sniff
2018-11-11 21:59:26.221000 Bbobb25 I miss him
2018-11-11 21:59:45.788000 Sakurai Dedede Bot stop complaining we try our best
2018-11-11 21:59:46.368000 Dr. Gamer Man he may have been an asshole at some times but still
2018-11-11 21:59:47.238000 Dr. Gamer Man RIP
2018-11-11 22:00:04.286000 The Dededeleter F
2018-11-11 22:00:13.384000 Goodra Am I hired or what.
2018-11-11 22:00:18.518000 SamuelTheSammy no youre fired
2018-11-11 22:00:22.575000 SamuelTheSammy you made the place smell bad
2018-11-11 22:00:25.537000 Goodra Lmao nice.
2018-11-11 22:00:26.978000 Dr. Gamer Man if you wanna run a show
2018-11-11 22:00:34.417000 Dr. Gamer Man maybe you can run one
2018-11-11 22:00:37.569000 SamuelTheSammy OKAY THE SHOWS STARTING
2018-11-11 22:00:43.154000 Dr. Gamer Man @TheBanjineer YOUR SHOW STARTS
2018-11-11 22:00:45.870000 The Banjineer Hello everyone
2018-11-11 22:00:51.469000 The Banjineer Today we interview sans undertale
2018-11-11 22:00:53.940000 Bbobb25 WELCOME TO DDD PRODUCTIONS LIVE
2018-11-11 22:00:54.505000 Undertale hi
2018-11-11 22:00:59.560000 Dr. Gamer Man I realise 3 mins was short so you get 5
2018-11-11 22:01:06.886000 SamuelTheSammy WAIT WHATS OUR SCHEDULE
2018-11-11 22:01:12.008000 The Banjineer Are the rumors about you being Ness true?
2018-11-11 22:01:22.947000 Undertale I've debated about answering this one
.
2018-11-11 22:01:37.368000 SamuelTheSammy UNDERTALE IS OLD NEWS DELTARUNE IS GREAT
2018-11-11 22:01:58.169000 SamuelTheSammy DELTARUNE IS THE NEW THING
2018-11-11 22:01:58.389000 SamuelTheSammy DELTARUNE IS FUCKIN AWESOME
2018-11-11 22:02:05.242000 The Banjineer You heard it here folks
2018-11-11 22:02:13.758000 The Banjineer Sans, what does your name mean?
2018-11-11 22:02:27.754000 Bbobb25 we're less than a minute into the show and it's already pure chaos
2018-11-11 22:02:28.301000 Undertale it actually means
Steven
After
Not
Surviving
2018-11-11 22:02:41.978000 SamuelTheSammy So you're actually lancer?
2018-11-11 22:02:46.888000 Dr. Gamer Man no talking during the show
2018-11-11 22:02:51.160000 The Banjineer Are you actually peter griffin, mr sans?
2018-11-11 22:03:07.339000 Undertale no, actually.
Peter Undertale is my brother.
THE END
2018-12-15 20:23:15.648000 IoI_xD (The rest of the broadcast was lost in an unfortunate decision)